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Overheard in L.A., whilst eating brunch:

(Scene: Two butchy lesbians seated to my left at a Carribbean café, discussing lesbian sex in VIVID DETAIL, then diverting to a discussion of their mutual circle of friends...)

BL 1: So, my friends all came up with nicknames....like Shayna is Sheniqua and Laura is Lakisha...

BL 2: Well, what is YOUR nickname?

BL 1: (Appearing confused) Um, I don't HAVE a black nickname...because I'm BLACK.

BL 2: (silence) Oh. Right.