SHAKEY, SHAKEY - HAIKU

Inspired by yesterday's earthquake:

Building is surfing
On a seismic wave of earth
Got your surfboard, brah?

5.4, they say
Well, felt like a big mo fo
Despite the Richter

Hey - shakey, shakey!
It's a tectonic party!
So pump up the jam.

Whoa - is that a truck?
NO. That's a freakin' earthquake.
Oh. Now it's over.

Can't focus on work
Must Google "L.A. earthquake"
Until I go home

Doorway or sub-desk???
Or run out into the street???
Just stood there, instead.