Monday, July 17, 2006

fucking summer in NYC - haiku

"Black Kleenex"
Oh, New York City
Full of much dirt, sludge, and grime
I blow black boogers.


"Turning into Auto Mechanic"
Dirt in fingernails
No matter how hard I scrub
Hand me the noose, please


"Public Transpor-suck-tion"
Filthy subway cars
Homicidal feelings start
Thank god it's my stop


"Ode to Freon"
Air conditioner
Sweet manna, golden savior
I need you now, bitch


"Sominex, Please"
City of no sleep
The heat index keeps me up
Sweat in my ass crack

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