Thursday, February 28, 2008

Hyperion Tavern, Den of Hussies

If I was into short 23 year old video game dorks, Hyperion Tavern would be the best pickup joint.

As it is, within 45 seconds (literally) of me walking in the door last night, I got these two awesome lines:

Said by a short guy wearing flannel and rubbing on a small white dog: "I like your looks good with your face!"

Said by a short guy who bumped my ass with his motorcycle helmet: "So, do you wanna ride on my motorcycle sometime?"

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